Rerun from March:
After a lengthy conversation with KP, the following have been added to my Plans For What I’m Gonna Do With My Impending $600 Million:
1) Enormous trousers, of course;
2) A new renegade Boston-based performing arts group called the B
roken Bow Symphony Orchestra of Anaheim;
3) A hired bard to follow me around 16 hours a day and sing of my exploits. (If possible, this position will be filled by Fred Schneider);
5) Possibly buy the Minnesota Twins and adhere as closely to the plot of “Little Big League” as possible.