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November 08, 2004
Privacy Policy
[This was written in 1998.]BunkoSquad would absolutely defend your right to privacy. I won't tell a single soul you've been looking at this site, and won't tell anyone except my brother and maybe my sister, and a couple people at work if you decide to email me. Unless you're really famous, then I'll probably tell my parents, my friend Mark, and a couple more people at work. Of course, if you're really really famous, like the President* or Nelson Mandela or Posh Spice, then I may post something on my site to the effect that other people better go to my site a lot cause The Pope or Nomar Garciaparra or John F. Kennedy Jr. or Drew Barrymore did and/or does. So that's that. I will also never sell, disseminate (?), or distribute email addresses and demographic info to any third party, cause you know (or at least you would if you've read my stuff) that I feel 99% of all corporations and most nonprofits are soulless evil entities and I wouldn't cross the street to help your average millionaire CEO get out of a bear trap any more than I would betray the trust people have that send me stuff. Although, let's face it, I'd like a car and a month in Rome, so if someone were to offer me $4 million for a bunch of email addresses, let's face it, I'd sell you out like Britney Spears tickets. Maybe $3 million. No less. I also defend the right to privacy in terms of just about everything else, which is why my hints and pleas for a violent-if-necessary overthrow of the current US status quo are getting a little more, shall we say, desperate, as the evil one-world monopoly that is the US government and Wall Street and the major networks and Disney and McDonalds and the World Bank reach farther and farther into each individual life so they can target-market every single human being on earth by their age and income and favorite colors and how many sheets of toilet paper they use on average and which Monkee was their favorite and how long they can tolerate waiting for porn sites to download before they give up and what their worst grade-school-photo-day-hairstyle was. Whew. My goal is to entertain, provoke, maybe even touch a little something in everyone who sees my site. Particularly Drew Barrymore.
The above does not apply in Wyoming.
Posted by Michael at November 8, 2004 06:11 PM
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