« It's A GOOD Ache | Main | Snot Funny »
March 12, 2005
Say It Ain't Snow
One of my primary defense mechanisms has kicked in: the unconscious channeling of Weird Al Yankovic. Listening to the piped-in music at the supermarket, I was thisclose to doing a Paula Cole parody ("Where is my Fozzie Bear/Where is my Prairie Dawn/Where is my Harry Monster/Where have all the Muppets gone?"), but then on the walk home, I realized what's gotten me all edgy and grim and needing a defense mechanism in the first place. So with apologies to Weezer, here's my song:
oh no, not again
another six inches is forecast for friday
another three inches, sunday overnight
guess i'll go shovel once more
oh no, not again, this sucks, can't win
flip on the telly, weatherman's grinning
says it won't change over to rain after all
my patience is ready to blow
say it ain't snow
oh please, i'll do anything
say it ain't snow
knock me unconscious till spring
i could go skiing, but i would hate it
i won't go skating or do anything
cause i say, this snow
it means ice scraping and sludgy streets, it drives me crazy every day
it ain't cool
say it ain't snow
oh please, i'll do anything
say it ain't snow
knock me unconscious till spring
years ago, i should have
moved myself down to georgia
new orleans, las vegas
the sun shines there, so i hear
this new eng-land climate
it makes me want to vomit
it won't stop, it can't stop
my city's buried in a drift
Filed Under: Made Up Stuff | Permanent Link, Comments (2) | Linking Blogs
Comments
Song good. Snow bad.
Posted by: Vin | March 14, 2005 09:20 AM
Undoubtedly off the same album as 'Undone (The Weather Song)'
"If you want to go gauge the weather...'
Posted by: Andy | March 14, 2005 04:55 PM
