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April 01, 2005
Fun With Google
Dear [Mystery Person],
I've told you before that you should have your own web site. Through the magic of Google, I have discovered that you apparently put up a web site several years ago.
Now it seems I may be in a pretty good position to blackmail you. Either get crackin' and get some current space on the Internet, or I shall be forced to ceremoniously add this old site (I'm going to estimate 1999) onto my blogroll, and out you as a once-attempted InternetDenizenWhatzit.
If you think this may be you, but are not sure, here are three key code words. Piglet. Orko. Fondue. You have a month until I reveal more. That is all.
Yrs, Michael.
UPDATE: If you're not the person in question, don't ask me who it is. Successful blackmailers don't leak...to anyone. (evil laughter)
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