« SurvivorBlog IV: I Think I Know Who's Going to Win the Whole Tomato | Main | Shut Up, Phil »

February 24, 2006

T-Rific

The MBTA announced it's going to raise fares next year, making the cost of a bus trip (probably) $1.15 and a subway trip (probably) $1.55. Love those round numbers, guys. Why not make the bus $1.17 and the train $1.53?

Happily, BunkoSquad has received a leaked copy of the T's plans of what to do with all the extra money. Some of the improvements:

  1. Change the frequence of several major bus routes, particularly the #1 and the #66. Now instead of releasing 4 at a time every 40 minutes, they'll release 3 at a time every 30 minutes.
  2. To cut down on walking, add a new stop on the B-line between B.U. Central and B.U. East
  3. Garbled messages in stations now available in English, Spanish, and Russian
  4. Build a quick, efficient connector between North Station and South Station (just kiddin')
  5. Connect the Blue Line to the Red Line (Stop! You're killing me!)
  6. If you see something, now you can text-message something
  7. $4.3 million in improvements to the Bowdoin Station, the Wonka Factory of the T (nobody ever goes in; nobody ever comes out)
  8. A $5 million advertising campaign to convince people that the Silver Line isn't just a bus
  9. Improved cell phone reception in all subway tunnels, 'cause people aren't being quite aggravating enough
  10. 75% of inbound Green Line trains will now stop at Copley, cutting down on all those unncessary trips to Park St. and Government Center
  11. More fun toys in the Kendall station

Should be fun.

Filed Under: Boston | Permanent Link, Comments (0)   | Linking Blogs

Comments

Post a comment




Remember Me?

(you may use HTML tags for style)