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May 12, 2006
Am I Technically A Fugitive Now?
To stay one step ahead of the NSA and the Department of Homeland Security, I now voluntarily make this confession.
Last night, I placed several telephone calls to an organization with known ties to Lebanon.
But since they're only analyzing phone call patterns, and not listening in -- at least, that's this week's story -- they might not know that the first five calls were busy signals, and the last was to place a pickup order for lamb with okra and beef kibby. Which was delicious.
I hope this is enough to prove my innocence. There was a white van parked outside the building this morning.
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