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February 21, 2007

The English Language In Its Terminal Phase

I like to think of myself as a calm, easygoing, non-serial-killer type of person. That being said, if you unironically use one of the following phrases in my presence:

  • The Donald
  • Brangelina/Bennifer/etc.
  • "baby daddy",

I'll cut you. Don't think I'm kidding.

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Hey, I don't blame ya.

Posted by: Rhea | February 21, 2007 04:44 PM

Oh! I used the B-D word in irony because it made for a good headline - I promise I would never, ever use it in regular conversation.

Posted by: Caroline | February 22, 2007 05:32 PM

No - Irony is OK! This post was meant as a sort of shot-across-the-bow for Pat O'Brienesque celebrity journalists, and people who actually cried when Anna Nicole died. You've got nothing to prove to me :)

Posted by: michael | February 22, 2007 05:53 PM