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April 08, 2007
Turkey Love vs. No-Spin-Zone Love: A Test
The following are two passages. One is a birding enthusiasts' description of a turkey mating sesson, and one is a sex scene from Bill O'Reilly's novel Those Who Trespass. Your job is to guess which one is which.
I'll put them a click away, so don't click below if you're under 18 or if you frankly expect better things from BunkoSquad (in which case, write me and I'll send you a bonus post about my current pet peeve, which is that gas stations still haven't ditched that 9/10 of a penny baloney).
Passage one:
Most of that time was spent positioning his feet in the "crotch" of the hens wings. It appeared that the Tom was trying to separate the wings for access. Then when he finally had her wings apart she raised her tail showing a dramatically engorged cloaca. Instantly the Tom swept his fan to the side and finished the job in about 3-5 seconds at which point he stepped off of her back and resumed his display!
Passage two:
Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.
Give up?
Passage one was the turkeys. Passage two was from the pen of America's loudest pundit. I guessed wrong, too.
(Thanks, as always, to Universal Hub - Boston's number one source for hot turkey-on-turkey action)
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Wait, are you actually insulting the mill? Look it up in wikipedi; type "mill (currency)". You are insulting the Coinage act of 1792, sir, and you ought to be ashamed.
Posted by: Josh | April 8, 2007 05:16 AM
