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May 22, 2008
Summer Reruns: Hurricane Edition
Dear Media: If you keep running the same weak-ass stories every year, I'm going to keep running the same weak-ass blog posts in response every year. It's just that simple. Originally posted 4/4/2007:
[opening bombastic paragraph omitted] The annual forecasts for hurricane season from CSU and the NOAA say it will be an active hurricane season.
Well, duh. Why is this news? OF COURSE they're going to say it's an active hurricane season. Let's look at what their choices are:
| THEY PREDICT AN ACTIVE SEASON | THEY PREDICT A CALM SEASON | |
| IT IS AN ACTIVE SEASON | "We called it! We're the hurricane masters! Here are our 2009 budget demands!" |
"Well...who saw that coming? We were surprised, too. We're really sorry, Savannah." |
| IT IS A CALM SEASON | "Well, we dodged a bullet. Next year's going to be doubly crazy, though. Here are our 2009 budget suggestions." |
"You're cutting our budget?" |
See, you can't really lose if you stay in the left column, and you can't really win if you stay in the right column. So be suspicious of vague, ill-informed predictions like the hurricane forecast and anything I may say about Major League Baseball the election.
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I like your baseball predictions. I even somtimes like your election predictions.
Posted by: Vin | May 23, 2008 09:34 AM
